Mar 03

I went downstairs to get cigarettes from my car.  When I came up to the balcony to smoke, we realized there was a mother moose curled up in the snow.  Eek.  Her calf came along and wandered about the sidewalk for a bit before flopping likewise.  The flopped moose in the third pic is the mother.  

Feb 01
theworstthingsforsale:

You probably already know Kim Jong Il as being the dead ex-leader of North Korea who presided over the country’s descent into famine. But did you know he was also an author, kind of?
One of KJI’s favorite things to do was “on-the-spot guidance”, which he would give at construction sites, communal farms, factories, or movie sets. He’d show up and give them Kim Jong Il Pro Tips, which were accepted readily by everyone, because the alternative was to be killed immediately, or worse, sent to a labor camp with their entire family, tortured for years, and then killed.
Living in a bubble of his own making, though, KJI took the praise of his advice to mean that he really was a genius, especially in cinema, and wrote this book to get his great movie ideas into writing. The only copy I found for sale was $200, but if you’ve got an unstoppable hankering to read garbage, I found a PDF of it at an official North Korean website.

theworstthingsforsale:

You probably already know Kim Jong Il as being the dead ex-leader of North Korea who presided over the country’s descent into famine. But did you know he was also an author, kind of?

One of KJI’s favorite things to do was “on-the-spot guidance”, which he would give at construction sites, communal farms, factories, or movie sets. He’d show up and give them Kim Jong Il Pro Tips, which were accepted readily by everyone, because the alternative was to be killed immediately, or worse, sent to a labor camp with their entire family, tortured for years, and then killed.

Living in a bubble of his own making, though, KJI took the praise of his advice to mean that he really was a genius, especially in cinema, and wrote this book to get his great movie ideas into writing. The only copy I found for sale was $200, but if you’ve got an unstoppable hankering to read garbage, I found a PDF of it at an official North Korean website.

Dec 25

Not a super comforting guy, is what I’m saying.

[04:38:12] <nacho> Maybe there is a ghost that died in your bed at 4:30am.

[04:38:20] <lyssa> shutup shutup

[04:38:27] <nacho> And you wake up because it is screaming screaming screaming

[04:38:30] <lyssa> I don’t want to die, nacho.  :(

[04:38:40] <lyssa> If I do

[04:38:45] <nacho> Solve the ghost’s murder mystery death!

[04:38:51] <lyssa> You can have my kitty.

[04:38:55] <nacho> :D

[04:39:06] <nacho> YOU CAN HAVE MY STUFF IF I DON’T MAKE IT

[04:39:10] <lyssa> HE’S A GOOD KITTY. 

[04:39:18] <lyssa> YOU KNOW IT’S SWEET STUFF.

[04:39:24] <nacho> JUST TAKE IT

[04:39:29] lyssa huddles and hopes to not die though.

[04:39:40] <nacho> Dude.

[04:39:42] <nacho> Maybe?

[04:39:56] <nacho> There is a skeleton hiding inside you RIGHT THIS INSTANT

[04:40:00] <lyssa> AUGH

[04:40:06] <nacho> And it’s all covered in blood omg

[04:40:08] <lyssa> omg

Dec 20
spitecho:

BRB, Buffy apocalypse marathon with wooshpwnies.

WOO!  BOOZY EGGNOG AND END OF THE WORLD TIME

spitecho:

BRB, Buffy apocalypse marathon with wooshpwnies.

WOO!  BOOZY EGGNOG AND END OF THE WORLD TIME

Dec 18

s0lus:

kajy:

pkmntrainergold:

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

that escalated quickly.

But is the bread any good?

Dec 16
death-by-lulz:

legendofjaime:
Your bestfriend is a microphone?
WAIT THATS NOT A MICROPHONE
Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

death-by-lulz:

legendofjaime:

Your bestfriend is a microphone?

WAIT THATS NOT A MICROPHONE

Via/Follow The Absolute Greatest Posts…ever.

Dec 12
nevver:

Are you okay?

Are you okay, Annie?

nevver:

Are you okay?

Are you okay, Annie?

Dec 08

quote A scientific colleague tells me about a recent trip to the New Guinea highlands where she visited a stone age culture hardly contacted by Western civilization. They were ignorant of wristwatches, soft drinks, and frozen food. But they knew about Apollo 11. They knew that humans had walked on the Moon. They knew the names of Armstrong and Aldrin and Collins. They wanted to know who was visiting the Moon these days.

— Carl Sagan, Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space (1994)
Dec 08
Dec 08

Da bes swag.